Absolutely not let me go. Tom keep a grip on him. Eli, Eli, don't do this. Don't do this.

I had charts. I had graphs. I even had the whole mad rest of the show. You can do it when

it's your turn. Eli, I think you're overreacting, bro. And I mean, it's not like we're going

to come up. Bro, you genics this episode. Okay. Well, just no spoilers. Let's let the audience

be the judge. See, so we will not be doing that. He even stole my idea for the cliffhanger

ending guys. He's regular. He's regular. What? What's still?

Tidy him. Tidy. Well, see, okay, this brings up an interesting point. Actually,

maybe not right now. He's stronger skulls. Don't squish. Just look at the dimples. Just saying.

Just asking questions.

Hello. And welcome to Citation Needed. The podcast where we choose a subject.

Read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the

internet. And that's how it works now. I'm Tom and I'll be your host this week for discussion.

It's almost certain to include verbal hate crimes. The following people had a reason why.

First up, please welcome two men with a fat. They're just, they're both

heathen Eli. Thanks Tom. Appreciate it. Been told we look like a before and before picture for

just just most things. Most things were before and before. I like the clever word play we do in

these introductions guys. It's a nice. It's good.

Also joining us tonight are the after and after picture for the castaway diet. Okay,

they get a metaphor in this and Cecil. Wait, wait, I mean, I feel like Cecil shaped less like Tom

hangs and more like will shape. That's fair. I'm after Tom gets back and he re-intuses carbs

like. It's nice. They got some word play. That's cool. Whatever.

And they had one they deserved it. But before we begin this regrettable journey, we want to

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