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Social Studies

Ethic Meats

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Comedy, Stand-up

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

This week, Gaspare shares the mind blowing news about unbreakable water balloons and Joe confesses a secret he's held for years! Then the guys get into some wild emails one of which deals with the seldom talked about issue of teachers being peed on.

Transcript

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0:00.0

We've already been talking for an hour Joe and I before this started so I just realized how tired I was

0:28.0

He comes on this thing like all tired before we even I want to like say something before we start at gasper

0:32.8

You didn't laugh as hard as I did today

0:35.2

Gasper and I were texting earlier today. We were talking about something and he said she looks like a younger

0:41.5

Angelina Jolie and he spelled it J-O-L-E-I-G-H and I said you lost your L.I. card with the spelling of that last name

0:50.8

How is this? No, I honestly thought that was so funny gasper. I left too

0:54.9

But I had two kids scream and trying to get them into a bed when I wrote it. So I didn't have time to laugh

1:00.2

It's J-O-L-I-E

1:02.2

But I love how you gave it that like Lee like how people like

1:06.8

Juleee like how people are well and all their new kids names. Yes, she's a she's a go-girt brand

1:13.3

Angelina Jolie

1:14.2

I know I had spoken about this before camera Dias was the first woman I fell in love with but first girl

1:20.2

I fell in love with Angelina Jolie is the first woman I fell in love with

1:24.4

Wow

1:25.9

Too great. Good for you. You are painfully heterosexual truly

1:30.7

Because Angelina Jolie, like Hammer and Diaz was so cute, I was like, oh my God, there's

1:35.9

a chance me and her could be together.

1:37.9

Like Angelina Jolie, I knew there was no chance, but I still was like, damn, I actually

1:44.0

come to realize there's no chance with either of them.

1:46.5

Well, good.

1:47.5

Now you could have your ally card back again.

1:49.7

The older I've gotten, the less I realized Angelina Jolie and I have no chance.

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