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🗓️ 12 May 2024
⏱️ 132 minutes
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0:00.0 | I went to wardrobe which is as a fat person and actor as a chubby person or heavy or whatever |
0:05.1 | if you're not Brad Pitt then you're dreading the day that you have to go for your fitting. |
0:11.0 | And I went in and I'm supposed to be a college student at the time and I was heavy and nothing fit |
0:15.9 | They dressed me honestly God like Fred Flintstone right and they ran out of backpacks |
0:20.6 | So they gave me a bowling bag literally I said I looked like |
0:24.1 | Fred Flintstone she handed me a bowling bag I'm like are you fucking getting me so |
0:28.9 | I'm in this I'm in this movie and I'm such a tub of shit I I'm starving. I'm an extra by the way. I'm just in the background. I'm an extra. |
0:37.0 | And so we was sitting, this was when cell phones first came out. |
0:45.0 | So, I was sitting, they have us just sitting out in the sun like cattle. |
0:50.0 | And I don't understand this. |
0:51.0 | My first time being an extra, my first movie, my acting teacher |
0:54.3 | Pete Kelly, shout out, what's up son? Got me the part, you know, the extra. And I'm just like, what the |
0:59.5 | fuck? I'm starving. There's no craft services near us, you know what I mean? |
1:03.6 | And even then, extras are shooed away from craft services. |
1:07.8 | Or they were. |
1:09.1 | They used to be. |
1:09.8 | Shooed. |
1:10.6 | They have their own little water hunt. Right. |
1:13.0 | It is a water hut. |
1:14.0 | It's a water hut with a bag of fucking nuts. |
1:16.0 | Right, everybody's touching the same nuts. |
1:19.0 | Yeah. |
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