Like the Chilean miners emerging from the ground, I have returned.

Did any of them die?

No, none of them died, so it's a safe bit.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah's a good one.

We'll keep it.

All right.

And then you, I guess you have to start now.

Do I still intro it?

Yeah, this is really confusing.

It's kind of like, it's kind of like when everyone...

What episode are we on?

It's kind of like that part of Black Panther when everyone thinks Tachala dies and then

Kilmonger takes the throne and then Tachal's like, what up?

I'm back. Turns out I'm actually still the king. This is good. No, this is good. Put this in

the episode. We got to start. This will be in the episode.

Oh, okay. Have we started? Yeah. Oh, no. I'm so lost. I can't do this anymore.

You should have replaced me while I was gone.

Welcome to the Crunch, episode 96. It is your boy at Catholic Pat. What? I feel like we've entered, we stepped into the Twilight Zone. Hey, I did an episode with the Twilight Zone. Do you remember it was the first one after you were gone? Patrick, I'm going to be honest with you. I didn't listen to any of the episodes while I was gone. I didn't listen any of the episodes. I was telling everyone, I was like, I don't think it matters what I say on the podcast because he is not listening. I won't know. I mean, as long as I got the little notification of my phone every week that like an episode posted, that was good enough for me. As long as we're pushing out content. As long as we're just putting stuff on the conveyor belt of the internet.

The funny thing is, that was good enough for me as long as we're pushing out content as long as as we're just

putting stuff on the conveyor belt of the internet let's just the funny thing is is that when

I was there I could still look at our our metrics and there were over the course of a month

70 listens from ave Maria Florida none of them were from, and nobody told me that they were listening to the podcast

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