Ethan's teacher farted on him

Deeper with The Dolan Twins

The Dolan Twins

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 20.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2020

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Everyone has those stories where they have to pee so bad, and ours are ridiculous. Plus we talk through some new tattoo work we’re planning, and rank our favorite new Wakeheart candles. Also, we may have caused some issues in 8th grade, but one of our teacher's definitely wasn't shy about retaliating. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	That photo you posted today, I fucked with the way my tattoos looked like for the first time.
0:23.0	I was in my fucking tattoos like dumb.
0:25.0	What you have half the tattoos you have now in the photo?
0:28.0	I don't know.
0:29.0	I need more.
0:30.0	You did get so many recently.
0:31.5	I forgot that you got so many.
0:33.0	I know.
0:34.0	Did you forget?
0:35.0	I did.
0:36.0	I have maybe an appointment coming up soon to cover that area right there.
0:41.0	I'm doing like a road that goes into the distance with mountains and shit and then I'm going
0:48.3	to have a sky and there's going to be sun rays coming through and then but there's going
0:53.0	to be a moon.
0:54.0	It's all going to look like a moon.
0:55.0	I'm going to do my dad's Jeep.
0:59.0	I'll like the road trip so you can go on every summer.
1:02.0	That's something the most intricate.
1:04.0	The moon is the sun.
1:05.0	Why don't you just come out like that at all?
1:07.0	Or did you just get some other shit?
1:09.0	I mean two days ago you were getting New Jersey.
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