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Ethan's Car Was Stolen - H3TV #57

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.824.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2022

⏱️ 189 minutes

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Summary

Today we have an ACTION packed episode for you all today. First off, Ethan was struck by a TRAGIC situation regarding CAR THEFT. We also receive a phone call from the one and only JEFF WITTEK, Olivia was BIT BY A DOG(!!!), we play a HIGH STAKES game of EGG DROP, & so much MORE

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0:00.0

Hello everybody, it's Monday, November 14th. Thank you everybody for being here on this beautiful Monday's the H3 podcast back with another action packs week of shows.

0:16.0

Yes, not with Elonma. He, uh, apparently, apparently we don't have the funds to get the real G. Elonma. And although dude fresh did get them.

0:26.0

Uh, dude, perfect dude Frank. Good. I'm so tired, bro. Dude fresh. Oh my God. Speaking of dude fresh. This episode is sponsored by honey. We love them so much. Thank you.

0:39.0

Um, we have so much fun. Things planned today. The main segment that we've got here for you guys is the egg drop inspired by our friend of the show William.

0:52.0

And, um, you can see that. Yes, so we are going to compete. We have five teams of two. And we are going to see who can assemble the most action packed.

1:09.0

Drop proof egg sack. Yes, sir. It's going to be exciting. Me and Dan are going to win for sure. I already know exactly what I'm doing. That egg is not breaking.

1:21.0

Yeah, it's going to be fun. Uh, oh, I'm so tired. You guys, but anyway, yeah, this, the egg drop was inspired by William Osman, friend of the show.

1:38.0

So it looks fun. And we're going to do it. God damn it. Also, Teddy fresh black Friday sale is still happening. That's right. Teddy fresh calm.

1:49.0

It'll, I think it's going through the end of November. And there's still a bunch of good shit up there, although it's moving fast. So get up there. Take a look.

2:00.0

Teddy fresh calm up to 70% off this block Friday. Thank you. Thank you. Wednesday. How we as people, how we meant, Dell nervous about it. You're nervous. A little bit. I'm excited. I'm so excited.

2:17.0

I mean, how are your dogs? We're like, we're cool. I feel like how is one of those people I could say anything to what we've been through. You know, not well.

2:24.0

Want to get canceled. Yeah, we are. We're dogs. I feel like, you know, whatever you guys linked, by the way, is a dead. It doesn't work in the how we spot.

2:35.0

Wait, was that the one he posted today, acknowledging the prolapse on TikTok? Yeah. Yeah, it's down. Oh, no, I just checked it. I got it backed up. How we.

2:44.0

Nice try, how we. It was such a funny TikTok. Why is he got to be so embarrassed by it? I felt like he was going to be ready to talk on this pro laps by 48 hours from now, because there's no way he knows what he's getting.

2:57.0

Yeah, you know, that's going to be the whole episode, basically.

3:02.0

Yeah, so he posted a really funny TikTok of here. Actually, we got it. Thank you, maybe. So wait, how the fuck do I isn't discord? How do I expand it here? I'll play it on. I got it. I got it. I think so. Yeah.

3:21.0

Little tricky, but this is a tech episode we can figure this out. One of the most disturbing and fun of us to ever hit this app. Yes, I took it down. Okay. Okay.

3:35.0

Why did he rate to how he stopped? You're doing so good. Yeah. So we're going to have a lot of talk about on Wednesday. So very excited about that.

3:48.0

Number one podcast in the world. So I'm saying we're dogs. Actually, a lot and a lot of hugely eventful weekend. My car was stolen and destroyed.

4:01.0

As well as my heart. We'll talk about that later. But since saying also Olivia was attacked by a dog. Not kidding. How are you? I'm okay. I'm on painstuff. So it feels a little bit better. But I was indeed. I was attacked by a football.

4:16.0

Show me your. It's not really. It's there's blood seeping through. Oh my God, dude. Yeah, he got me pretty bad. Did you pull that up to the camera so they can see the bandage? Are they allowed to see blood? It's just the bandage. I don't see.

4:29.0

You can see the blood seep through the bandage. Just I don't see enough. I can just cover the blood and just they can see the impact on me. What the heck? Yeah. So so what happened? I was okay. So I went to a party on Saturday night.

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