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Ethan Becomes Alpha - H3TV #52

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.824.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 194 minutes

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Summary

Today, Ethan proves to the audience once and for all that he is a TRUE ALPHA. We also discuss the new Twitch gambling drama, a doctor calls in to diagnose Jimmie Lee, Zach proves who the real Joker is, and much more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Two, what is up everybody? Thank you. Thank you. It is Monday.

0:06.1

Thanks for joining us

0:11.1

You know, it's good to be here

0:13.4

Sure is every Monday. We're here. You can count on that

0:18.7

Actually next week won't be her Monday. We weren't here last Monday either

0:22.1

Actually, yeah, yeah, we did all for the most part right to generalization

0:26.3

Am I actually gone next Monday for me and you as anniversary?

0:28.9

Let me look at the calendar. Yeah, I mean either having our 10th. Is that right?

0:37.2

Yeah, it's a three week, but we do it isn't our trip next week

0:41.4

Later, didn't she say I see the date? Oh shit. It's not this month. It's yeah, it's October

0:48.7

What it's not next Monday. It's the Monday after that

0:52.0

It's almost October. Yeah, yeah, okay in two weeks. Yeah, so so we'll be here next Monday

0:57.0

But mean either gonna be Mary 10 years do whoa

1:01.7

Congratulations, what's the what's the theme for that one? You know like golden is like I think I don't know

1:08.4

Five or something I looked it up. It's like horse hair something horse hair tin tin of tin. Yeah, right? I don't know these these marriage

1:17.1

These marriage traditions are weird like on the 10th wedding anniversary you have to give her a horse hair fucking

1:24.0

Brace split

1:27.0

Tin I mean what is tin?

1:29.6

It is tin. What's tin? What do you buy made of tin? Oh?

1:33.6

Tin or aluminum like a fucking candle holder when my sister. Oh aluminum you could get her a

1:39.9

Private jet with a little bit of a gap there and maybe a coke zero on a private jet. I'm leaning more the coke zero

1:47.0

Than the private jet. But anyway, yeah, I mean you are almost married to 10 years man. Wow together for 15

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