Ethan Banned On TikTok & Jeffree Starr Is Dating Tom Brady Power Point - After Dark #94
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Ethan Klein
4.7 • 25K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2023
⏱️ 174 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody, welcome. It is Friday, Feb 3rd. We are very late and I do want to say that |
| 0:09.8 | Fridays are late days and what is the equation? What is the one part of the equation on Friday that |
| 0:17.4 | is not on all other days of the week? Do not blame me. I'm just saying. What? I was ready on time. |
| 0:25.7 | I was waiting for you. You were in the back yard doing all your fashion blogger. I came back inside |
| 0:34.6 | and I was like, is Ethan waiting for me? And it was a bit sad, no, he's still upstairs. |
| 0:38.0 | I fucking dozer. No, I was down and ready to go. By the way, there was more traffic than usual. |
| 0:44.8 | We're going to get a camera in the house. Oh, like a game camera now? At the show. Who's running? |
| 0:50.0 | First of all, there was more traffic than usual. But on Fridays, you're out there, you're out in the |
| 0:55.6 | garden doing your own thing. I do it in five minutes. Yeah, but then it's like, okay, we got to go. |
| 0:59.2 | And then you're like, okay, you got to pack up all my lights and my video equipment. And you have |
| 1:04.6 | big ass boots. You can't walk very fast. You're making it all up right now. I am not. Don't put that |
| 1:11.0 | all on me. I have like 10 minutes to do my makeup and then five minutes to do my photos. I'm very time |
| 1:17.0 | conscientious. And I get it done. Listen, during the normal week, what am I usually like, seven minutes? |
| 1:25.2 | But you take your time. You're like, it's Friday. What? I never said that. I never said that. Do not say |
| 1:32.3 | I said that. Like, oh, it's Friday. Baby, it doesn't matter for 30 minutes late. |
| 1:38.7 | Listen, you're making shit out of it. I'm going to say. Okay, well, just do the math. I'm going to put a camera |
| 1:45.4 | from now on. Just do the math. I mean, every other day is not that bad. We got so many cameras |
| 1:50.9 | already. We're just near one more at the house. Where are you going to put it at the garage door? |
| 1:56.9 | We're getting to show the kitchen. You want it? It depends on the kitchen. Who's waiting for who? |
| 2:02.2 | Whoa, we're, were you flying, Gabe? I'm at the movie theater. Oh, the saying that |
| 2:08.8 | avatars of pieces shit. Don't waste your time seeing this bullshit movie. Go watch other stuff like |
| 2:17.0 | hobo white lotus and especially house party. The best movie ever. Wait, white lotus is a TV show, |
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