4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2021
⏱️ 30 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. Welcome back to another first run bald movie. Tonight, we saw the latest installment of the Marvel's next phase, next phase in their development. |
0:11.8 | It's held by Indie Darling and Academy Award-Wender Chloe Zhao. It's the eternal's big cast star studded lots of money, lots of lots of mythical underpinning, lots of super powered action. |
0:29.5 | This is the first movie to not be fresh on rotten tomatoes. It's currently hovering just above 50%. |
0:37.1 | That's 51%. You're not kidding about the lots of money. 200 million to make this movie. |
0:43.9 | 200 million. That's what it costs to make a Marvel film nowadays. I've seen a lot of people I respect and admire say this is one of the best Marvel films, David Chin in particular. |
0:54.1 | I've seen a lot of respected movie critics say it's just okay. What did you think of this film? |
1:02.5 | I see why it's the first Marvel movie to not be fresh. I thought this entire thing was just devoid of life, just completely lifeless across the board. |
1:16.3 | They somehow managed it's remarkable because I'm not a huge Bollywood fan, but they somehow managed to suck the life and underwhelm with a Bollywood dance scene. Am I wrong about that? |
1:30.3 | Dude, I thought when I saw that in the trailer, I was excited because I'm like, oh man, Kamal Nanjiani, super powered Bollywood star. That seems like a really fun concept. |
1:40.9 | He's got that beach body and it's he's got the guns out. And when we got to the sequence of that, I was like, okay, this is going and you're right. |
1:50.9 | There's just nothing movie does struggle to find the pulse even in excited. Even when there's something apocalyptic happening, this movie has this kind of like very slow, stately pace at two and a half hours, it felt like it. |
2:07.3 | I don't think the visuals help much. There are moments where you get some typical Marvel big action scenes, but the visuals throughout this movie left me feeling very oppressed. |
2:20.1 | Everything is very dark. If you look at this movie, the beginning of this movie is a bunch of night scenes. Even when they should be bright in the daylight, they're always backlit. |
2:30.7 | And so like everybody is silhouetted the entire fucking movie and I kept waiting for them to like make a point with that, right? |
2:37.1 | Like a lot of movies use light and dark to make points about characters and their motivations and their outlooks on things. |
2:43.5 | This movie never does it. It ends up looking just as bad as the end as it doesn't beginning. |
2:49.3 | I actually think I did, but to talk about why it did be a giant spoiler, so I can't do that. |
2:54.7 | Yeah, I actually did the thing where I looked up at the thing to see if they actually left a 3D thing on. I haven't seen a 3D movie in forever. |
3:01.7 | Because there was a scene that was in the jungle and brought fucking daylight. |
3:05.7 | And it felt like the sun was about the sun had set 15 minutes ago. |
3:09.7 | It's because everybody's backlit in every scene across the board. There's a backlight in every single scene. |
3:15.7 | I think that now I did hear that the visual effects were bad and cheesy looking. I don't agree with that. |
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