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The Muckrake Political Podcast

Eternal Florsheim Of A Plotless Mind

The Muckrake Political Podcast

CLNS Media Network

News, Politics

4.6530 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Support the show by signing up to our Patreon and get access to the full Weekender episode each Friday as well as special Live Shows and access to our community discord at patreon.com/muckrakepodcast Nick Hauselman returns to join Jared Yates Sexton just in time to survey a global landscape that grows more barren by the second. This week, the pair dives deep into the worsening quagmire in the Strait of Hormuz. The Trump administration’s "mission accomplished" rhetoric has met the cold reality of an Iranian "kill box." As the economic soil thins and the President takes strategic advice from a Vladimir Putin phone call, Jared and Nick wonder if there’s any off-ramp left before the drone footage starts hitting home. These analysts also examine the absurd dominance rituals currently defining the West Wing. This includes Kash Patel’s pathetic UFC-inspired FBI training alongside the strange revelation that JD Vance and Marco Rubio are clomping around in oversized $150 Florsheim shoes. The episode wraps with some much-needed cultural escapism. They discuss the perfection of Silence of the Lambs and the disco-country stylings of Johnny Blue Skies. It’s a world where the adults have left the building. The guys in charge are more worried about their shoe size than a global supply chain collapse. Buckle in for a bumpy weekend.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody. That's in celebration. Nick Houseman's back. How you doing, Nick? Oh, I, you know, I didn't realize I was gone, but you're right. You didn't, you didn't think of us. You didn't think about the Muckraig community. You didn't think about this little universe we've got going here. Yeah, what is time? I just felt like nothing had, you know, poof, I'm sitting back in my chair. It's here where I am. So I'm glad to be back, and it really felt like no time it passed.

0:23.9

Oh, well, that's good. That's why it's nice to take a little step away every now and then and take care of. I'm just living at Downhog's Day. And, uh, I mean, hey, listen, it, it, it reminds me, um, I can't remember what poet wrote it.

0:41.8

It was, you don't have to be crazy to be here, but it helps.

0:43.7

That's a good one.

0:44.1

I don't know.

0:45.9

That's where we are at this point.

0:48.0

Folks, we have a whole rundown.

0:49.5

So glad to have you here.

0:53.5

A reminder, if you're just listening in the preview and you're listening to every single one of them,

0:58.8

head over to patreon.com slash my Craig podcast, become a patron, support the show, listen to the Friday weekend or episode.

1:00.3

We have a whole, whole slate of things today.

1:03.9

So much shit to get into.

1:05.2

But it also supports us.

1:06.7

And we need your support more than ever, Patreon.com slash McCrick podcast.

1:10.8

Nick, when I helmed the show last week, it was a few minutes before Trump was about to give a press conference.

1:21.1

And at that point, on Monday, the stock market, what's the technical term, was eating shit? It'd do bad. And then Trump got on a phone call with Vladimir Putin, which is always interesting, got off the phone call, signaled that he might lift all restrictions on Russian oil.

1:43.4

Then went and gave a press conference in which he said that the Iran war was, quote,

1:47.2

pretty much done.

1:48.7

Well, over the past couple of days, as he continues to say that this war is basically over,

1:54.5

Iran is like, fuck that, this war isn't over until we say it's over.

1:58.1

The strait of Hormuz has been turned into a killbox in which all of

2:04.2

these shipping boats with oil and other goods have just been held hostage. Donald Trump and

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