We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 428.

G.N 3907,

certificate number 279 2 793

etchings

I should come up sometimes to see me

as we've mentioned we're newly home from the crews where we were not

quarantined that's right the jocco crew that one got sick on the on the nerd boat it was

kind of amazing when we were the last crews to depart and really when we got back to port they shut down all

cruises.

As I was leaving the ship the captain got on the PA to cancel shore leave in his Dutch accent.

Yeah for all of the crew because they they were not, there is no surely,

the cruising is over forever.

That's right.

We're not switching it over, we're not bringing 10,000 more eggs on the ship,

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