I'm not. Oh, wow, wow. Those were some tough Jews.

That was a line from the soprano.

Sydney Pollack, I think, delivered that.

I always confused.

It might have been somebody else.

Don't quote me.

Anyways, welcome to the show.

Got a great treat for you today. You know, I think our biggest

guest might have been, well, he had done Trump Jr. who was probably our biggest, but Ted

Nugian, I'm a hero of mine.

We've had a few, but this one's even bigger.

Big girl, I'll give you a hint.

She's retarded.

She laughs like a mental case.

She likes yellow buses. She's all fucked up.

I can't believe we've got her on the show. I just, Dallas, I didn't know you have these connections.

Were you hanging out a divorcee bar? How'd you get, how'd you hook this up?

We have the vice president, the current, the sitting

vice president of the United States, Camilla Harris.

And there she is. Vice President, thank you. How you doing? Thank you for taking the time. I know you're busy making lunch for Joe and vacuuming and shit like that.

Great to have you here.

Thank you so much for having me. I just changed this diaper, so we're all set for a few minutes.

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