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Mega

Essential Snake Oil

Mega

Greg Hess

Comedy, Improv

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Happy Easter! Halle and Gray talk non-essential oils and the resurrection (of Donovan Gio). For the full Mega experience, join Supercast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.

0:04.0

We're having a baby.

0:06.0

We're having a baby.

0:07.0

I've always wanted to be mom.

0:09.0

And we're bringing you on our journey through everything.

0:12.0

I have no idea what we're doing.

0:13.0

Thank you. I have more of an idea.

0:15.0

I think of it like a Tamagocchi.

0:17.0

At the end of all of this...

0:20.0

We're going to have a little baby. Raising Chelsea, a Hulu

0:23.7

original series streaming exclusively on Disney Plus. 18 plus subscription required T's and T supply.

0:30.1

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega church. We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

0:49.6

Hi, I'm Hallie Laban, and this is Mega.

0:52.4

We're coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church. Where every week we give our Mega Church, ooh, a tiny family feel. I'm always joined by my co-host. He's a youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax. Please welcome. Gray Haas. Kick the non-believers in the Kista, because it is Easter, Hallie. How are you? He is risen. Indeed. I can't stop

1:16.1

putting my palms together in the prayer position and then raising them up over my head and then

1:20.7

blousing out my arms like flower petals and saying, he is risen indeed. I was working down in the Tadler ministry today.

1:29.2

Oh, really?

1:29.6

Because we needed a few extra hands.

1:31.7

Oh, I heard.

1:32.5

Yeah, there was sickness going.

1:34.1

Yeah.

1:35.3

What's his foot and mouth.

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