ESPN's Dogshit Top 20 List
Mickstape
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2018
⏱️ 138 minutes
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Summary
ESPN dropped one of the more horseshit lists in the history of numerical ranking systems and boy are we irate on the web about it. All of the Celtics are dead, the Coach of the Year race is a tight one league wide, Ricky Williams is selling marijuana legally, and we grade which teams tanked the best this season. Then, to end the show, Frank Kaminsky and his childhood chums join to promote their new Barstool podcast Pros and Joes: regaling us with tales of ExtenZe ingestions gone awry, favorite childhood movies, Tournament talk, and a quick Dan Dakich roast session.
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| 0:41.0 | What about STDs? |
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| 1:16.0 | Again, that's you. |
| 1:18.0 | Correct. |
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| 1:36.0 | Again, STDs also add up here. |
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