Eshaan Akbar - The Tiger and The Goat

The Moon Under Water

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Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

It's a properly laugh out loud couple of sessions in The Moon Under Water this week, as today's guest fulfils his dream of being a Muslim pub proprietor. It’s the brilliant comic Eshaan Akbar.

Expect enthusiasm for Protestant whiskeys and so much more from someone who like Robbie is a fellow testicular torsion survivor. As a result far more [medical] balls-based content than could’ve ever been anticipated when the landlord opened the doors today.

In the first part of our chats our guests build their dream pub, with four drinks picks now rather than six. In the second part we settle into their pub to discover what could go down there.

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0:00.0	I'm Robbie Knox and I'm the landlord of the Moon Underwater, a mystical place where guests create their dream pub. Do do do do do do do do do do oh Dan hello how are you
0:35.6	Pull up a pew let me pour you a pint of lager, your favourite drink.
0:39.8	It's very warm today.
0:41.0	I'm looking forward to this.
0:42.2	Let me make it extra cold.
0:43.9	Yes, please.
0:44.3	A few ice cubes.
0:45.2	Why not?
0:45.9	Yeah, yeah.
0:46.8	You like to put a lot of ice cubes.
0:48.0	I do.
0:48.3	I like, I think a good pint should be 50% ice cubes.
0:52.3	Yeah.
0:53.0	Yeah. They're good pint should be 50% ice cubes Yeah Yeah If you're trying to bring that in
0:54.2	The locals don't like it
0:55.3	Well it worked for cider
0:56.2	Didn't it
0:56.7	A few years ago
0:57.6	So that's my new
0:59.2	My new thing
1:00.5	What's your news
1:01.2	Make me up to
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