Escape Pod 783: Report of Dr. Hollowmas on the Incident at Jackrabbit Five
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🗓️ 6 May 2021
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Please note, the following story has some mildly graphic descriptions of an animal in labor. |
| 0:06.0 | Escape pod. Episode 783. Report of Dr. Holomers on the incident at Jackrabbit 5. |
| 0:23.0 | Hi there and welcome to Escape pod. I'm your host and co-editor Merlaferty. Today we bring you |
| 0:52.3 | a report of Dr. Holomers on the incident at Jackrabbit 5 by T. Kingfisher. T. Kingfisher is the pen name of Ursula Vernon when she writes for adults. |
| 1:02.3 | She's the author and illustrator of more projects than is probably healthy. She has written over 15 books for children, several novels for adults, an epic web comic called Digger and various short stories and other odds and ends. |
| 1:15.3 | She has won many awards and when everyone else was wondering if they had thanked everyone in their acceptance speeches, she was ready to deliver an acceptance speech about whale fall. And she won that year so we got to hear it. |
| 1:27.3 | Look it up, it's on the internet. The story is narrated by SK Nash, a writer, editor and occasional narrator. |
| 1:35.3 | Raid by a cabal of university professors, anthropologists and irritated librarians, shielded two degrees as magical awards to protect her from being hauled back into the ivory tower. |
| 1:45.3 | Her short fiction has appeared in several anthologies including Roadkill, Texas Horror by Texas writers, Volume 2. |
| 1:52.3 | This was first published in the Escape pod 15th anniversary anthology. I worry about the day an AI can keep up with the constantly shifting language of humans. |
| 2:02.3 | But until then, we'll keep the humans around because it's story time. |
| 2:13.3 | Report of Dr. Halomass on the Incident at Jackrabbit 5 by T. Kingfisher narrated by SK Nash. |
| 2:22.3 | The following report is from the Jackrabbit Colony 5-TOW regarding the incidents occurring during 7-5-11-881 5th rotation involving Marine Midwife Unit 11 Gamma. |
| 2:43.3 | Incident report has been taken using the I witness program from your friends at Taxon Interrogation Software with explanatory notes added and our new clarification system saving you valuable time and manpower. |
| 2:58.3 | At Taxon, clarity is our business trademark. |
| 3:04.3 | This is the I witness program from Taxon Programming. I will be taking your report today. Please relax and answer normally. |
| 3:15.3 | When explanatory notes or clarifications are added, please indicate if they are correct by stating yes or no when prompted. |
| 3:25.3 | Remember, clarity is our business. Sure. Please state your name for the record. I'm Doc Hollow. Please state your full legal name for the record. |
| 3:42.3 | Lin Hollow Mass. Clarification. This is Lin Hollow Mass, PhD, DVM, FRCVM. Yeah, that one. |
| 3:56.3 | Current position doctor of Veterinary Medicine, Jackrabbit Colony. Yeah. Thank you, Dr. Hollow Mass. Please state your purpose today. |
| 4:08.3 | Purpose? Ruby told me I had to come down and give a report. Well, she said I had to volunteer to give a report, which is what we call being voluntary. |
| 4:21.3 | Clarification. Ruby is Dr. Eloen Rubenstein, PhD, MD, FRCS, FRCMD, retired. Currently of Jackrabbit Colony? |
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