For those of you who have yet to make my acquaintance, please allow me a moment to introduce myself. I am the imaginary friend. I am the clandestine

individual conjured up by those who are in need of sharing their deepest secrets.

Oftentimes and their darkest, most unfortunate hours.

I have listened to thousands of accounts over the years and always

without prejudice or pronouncement of moral judgment of any kind.

It's one of my jobs perks, you might say.

Whether you are a new acquaintance or an old friend,

I trust that you will find my accounts exceptionally.

Furious.

In the interest of full disclosure,

my attorney has advised me to warn you that some of these tales are quite unsetting,

even more so than in my first collection.

If you find yourself second guessing what lurks in the twilight

shadows or if some of these tales stimulate your own nefarious tendencies. Neither my publisher nor I can be held liable for any criminal actions

or nervous insomnia that may result.

However, you can be sure.

I will be along shortly to listen attentively

to your very special account.

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