Escape from Mental Palm Jumeirah feat. Matthew Petti

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

What if we put new, unwoke Switzerland on a major geopolitical fault line? We look at the world the day after the US-Israeli attack on Iran, including how Europe, the Middle East, and UAE based crypto hustlers will respond. Get more TF episodes each week by subscribing to our Patreon here! TF Merch is still available here! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s tour dates here:https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	Okay, I have a pitch for you.
0:17.3	Okay.
0:17.8	Okay, you know how Switzerland is like woke and soy now because...
0:21.9	Yeah, it's cucked now. It's cucked. Because they did like one regulation that said that like
0:26.8	if you are Joseph Coney, pinky promise you have to tell us.
0:31.3	Actually, if we know you're committing a crime, we may share elements of your details if we are really forced to with
0:40.5	a country investigating you. Yeah, it's like, okay, fine, bring in the big, like, burlap sack
0:45.8	with a dollar sign, but it can't still have blood on it. Yeah. And so, obviously,
0:51.7	Switzerland washed, new Switzerland Switzerland needed so the world
0:55.5	hunting for a new
0:56.7	Switzerland
0:57.2	the sort of
0:58.3	global
0:59.7	some of the most
1:00.9	awful people in the world
1:02.0	hunting for the new
1:02.7	Switzerland
1:03.0	they decided
1:04.4	okay how about
1:05.7	check it out
1:06.6	it's Switzerland
1:07.8	and you get to
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