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The Ross Bolen Podcast

Escape From L.A. with Mike Burns

The Ross Bolen Podcast

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

On Episode 494, Ross Bolen is joined by writer, comedian, middle-American icon, and author Mike Burns to discuss his escape from Los Angeles, small town life back in Michigan, Jerry West, managing mental health, battling anxiety, Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard, the attack on Dave Chappelle, and more.

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0:00.0

Ross moment

0:30.0

Happy, happy, happy Ross Polen!

0:56.0

Welcome back to the Ross Bolin Podcast.

0:59.0

I'm your host Ross Bolin and to continue our streak of piping hot guests.

1:05.0

Today, I'm going to be joined via Zoom by writer, comedian, middle American icon, and author Mike Burns.

1:12.0

We're going to get right into it because it's been way too long since I got to talk with this gentleman.

1:17.0

But first, today's episode is brought to you by Bird Dogs,

1:20.0

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1:26.0

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1:30.0

thus creating less laundry, thus saving the planet, thus making you a hero who is also better looking and more comfortable.

1:36.0

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that are as comfortable as they are and lacking in underwear as they are with the built-in underwear.

1:53.0

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1:57.0

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2:02.0

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2:06.0

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2:12.0

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2:19.0

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2:28.0

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2:35.0

Mike, welcome back, sir. It has been a long time.

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