When there are ghosts that have come from the earth, or a bansom of night that have no harm, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art from all the way.

Thou shalt find here no water to drink, Thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arm, into a house and there thou not, through all bans break through thou not.

We all protected that we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal, that we may be scared to death.

Welcome to scared to death creeps, peepers, roppers and anabels. I'm Dan. Hi, Dan. I'm Susan. You're Susan. Hello, Susan. Also known as Susie.

Do you guys know I have an alter ego named Susie? She likes to get weird at home. That sounded. You made it sound like something else.

It's a little something else. I'll be in the shower and you'll come down and like, hey, Lindsay. And then you'll be like, no, it's Susie.

I won't even answer him. It's so great. One time I came into the bathroom while you were showering, ever so quietly, you heard me. You were like, Lindsay, Lindsay. And then I snuck back out. And then I came back in a few minutes later and you were like, what is happening?

I said, Susie was in here. Susie did it. Hi, I'm Lindsay. Hello, Lindsay. Hi, Dan. This is the 94th episode for real this time. Oh, for real. Yay. Not like last week. You know how to know you know how to count this week.

I did a job. And I'm going to burn through our announcements and get right into our stories. Oh, is that sound? Okay. Very cool. Fire dancers graphic tea in the store.

Speaking of fire. Speed of fire. Badmagicmerch.com. Another tea that just kind of stands on its own, I think is an awesome design. So well done, Logan. Thank you for continuing to crank out such cool designs.

Yes. I truly love it. And then even quicker charity reminder than I gave last week. The two bad magic productions for June.

I'm sorry, the two bad magic productions, June charities. There you go, my friend. That's what I wrote. That's what you meant to say. We're Trinity Stables in Georgia and vintage pet rescue.

So Trinity Stables runs a weekly mentorship program that utilizes equine assistant learning to better prepare foster and adopted kids for healthy transitions into adulthood.

Trinity Stables.net for more info. Vintage pet rescue is a Rhode Island based nonprofit committed to rescuing vintage. I love that they call them. I know.

A senior pets from shelters and assisting their owners who can no longer take care of them. Vintage pet rescue dot org for more info.

At what point can I call you vintage? Yeah. Yeah. Couple decades. Give me a couple decades. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks to our Roberts and Annabelle's for contributing so much to both donations.

Yes. Thank you so much. And now story time. Okay. Can I just show off my socks? They're super special socks. They're from Alaska. I don't know if you see the wolves.

I'm so sad we had some fans stop by the studio last week. J.R. Lex and Amanda. So sorry, miss you guys. Thank you so much for leaving a present on my desk. It was so sweet. That's very nice. Yeah.

And you have two stories today. And are they both haunted house tales? Is that what you told me? There. I like it. It'll balance out. Stay nicely. And they're both in the south. Both in the south. Okay. Well, both of mine are across the pond over in the UK.

Okay. Well, I like mine be better because I'm going to the south soon. And so I'm like I'm gearing myself up for a trip to Nola. I'm going to be so scared and I'm going to be by myself. So you don't even have to worry about dealing with it. All right.

Yeah. I should be heading down there with her dad. So you won't totally be alone. You'll have daddy. That was creepy. You'll have your sweet daddy. Can you stop saying daddy?

You don't want to spend time with your dad? Stop. Oh, God. It's giving me like, oh my God. My father is covering. Oh, you guys are so proud. Your father. Your father. Your father. Your dad.

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