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Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Erotica for Hanukkah (with Janelle James)

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2020

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

THE NSFW EPISODE! Tom and Julie are joined by the hilarious Janelle James (You In Danger Gurl podcast) to listen to a selection of erotic audiobooks and rate them on a scale of HORNY to FRIGID so that you know which ones to pick and which ones to skip this holiday season! Also Gerry from TeePublic calls in to tell an Iggy Pop story and Tom and Julie pitch him some exciting new merch ideas. Plus REM sings about flipping houses! Weird Al travels in time to join the Beatles! Bob Odenkirk makes Tom proud to be a Nobody! Willem Dafoe makes his Daf-O Face! And a definitive answer to the burning question... Did Tom listen to Julie's Ultimate Zappa Playlist???


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0:00.0

Hey there, double threat listeners. We've got a wonderful new episode for you today with the very funny Janelle James

0:06.0

and just a heads up. There is some adult content in the second half of this episode. You'll see it coming from a mile away.

0:15.2

I'll just tell you, we listen to some erotic audio books and Tom and Julie and Janelle talk about them and rate them.

0:21.1

It's a lot of fun. But just in case you skip

0:24.9

ahead randomly when you listen to podcasts and you have a you also drive a school

0:29.6

bus. This is just a heads up that there is some adult content in the second half of this episode

0:36.2

Enjoy

0:37.8

The clock on the wall says it's time for another episode of double threat, huh?

0:44.7

The clock on the wall says cuckoo because that's what we are?

0:50.8

It is. We are a little cuckoo. But you know what they say?

0:56.0

Who's they?

0:58.0

Seal. He said,

1:00.0

Well, you're never ever gonna survive unless you get a little ku kuu baby. T-O-U-D-L-E-T-H-R-E-A-T-R-E-A-T-B-T-B-L-A-T-B-T, double band, double clands. Double Clend. Double Clerer.

1:25.0

Double D

1:24.0

Cres. Double Cler.

1:30.0

Double Cler. Double Cler.

1:32.0

In town. for the Wasn't like the original lyrics to yesterday scrambled eggs?

1:46.7

Yes.

1:47.7

Yeah. Yeah.

1:48.7

And then I watched one of those, I don't remember if it was like the songs that made us or that because you know those things on Netflix that are just trash but then you end up watching all of them because you're so lonely

1:58.6

those things you're scrolling through Netflix and you're just like no no oh okay and then all the

2:06.0

and Netflix is like Boba wants a pacifier and you're like she sure do and so I

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