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Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Ernest Borgnine Looks for Dairy Queen

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2022

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

It's time for Spring Cleaning at Double Threat as Producer Brett dusts off some old clips from the vault for Tom and Julie. Including Metallica vs Napster at the 2001 VMAs, Gollum the ring bearer, a Quibi panel, and Ernest Borgnine's search for a Dairy Queen in Iowa. Plus Tom proves that he could do Andy Serkis's job no problem. Also George & Gracie, Joey Buttafuoco, balloon animals, Is It Cake?, and much more. JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT: http://foreverdog.plus CLIPS FROM TODAY'S EPISODE *Metallica Anti-Napster Skit - 2000 VMAS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQc0x5E9jOc *Four Weddings - Gollum Ring Bearer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dC9D27Vark *Quibi Panel https://youtu.be/yfbze3gJxQw?t=437 *Ernest Borgnine Looks for Dairy Queen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9ah5aihMRg *Ernest Borgnine Finds a Dairy Queen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TCU3c9xT_Y *Ernest Borgnine's Secret to Old Age https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS: *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

forever

0:30.0

the amazing thing with George Burns is he was old he was old but it would be

0:44.5

kind of like if Simon died and then Garfunkel just kept going for 70 years

0:52.2

past that so you're telling me that in the Burns and Allen duo arguably are

1:04.2

predecessors they were really the original double threat yes I'm the Garfunkel

1:09.9

I'm the Andrew Ridgeley I'm the your George Michael your Paul Simon

1:17.3

I did have that answer if Andrew Ridgeley kept living if WAM were a thing and then

1:22.7

when George Michael died Andrew Ridgeley just kept doing WAM and you're saying

1:29.0

that's what Gracie Allen was she was the backbone of Burns and Allen yeah she

1:34.1

was all the appeal the other he was just the setup man just saying like right

1:38.6

you know we got a lot to do Gracie with and then she would then she would say

1:44.6

the funny line it would be like the closest comparison would be that in in

1:50.6

double threat if if I lived if you croaked and then I lived and just kept

1:57.9

doing the thing the less funny of the two oh give me a break give me

2:03.9

Elbraco so you're telling me that when Burns and Allen used to like do double

2:09.1

threat mm-hmm who was their Brett by the way who would like show them clips

2:14.0

I'm not sure was dummy was it like a guy that like would pretend that a mop was a

2:20.0

guitar I'm not sure who their who their their Brett was I know Jack Benny had

2:28.3

what's his face maybe like Leonard Leonard what's the guy's name would be like

2:34.6

Leonard Dan Dan what's it like be like that that's right day they feel like it

2:41.3

just be like oh so he was like what's his name Higgins he was like Higgins he

2:47.3

had a Higgins yes right right right but no one has no one has a Brett we've got

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