Ooh, it's dirty, no, let me try that again.

Don't you dare turn my podcast into your fucking YouTube channel, okay?

What do you mean by that?

Let me try that again.

Oh, like you don't get any do-overs because I was gonna, it's the 12th episode, so I'm going with like any dozen puns.

So I'm like dirty dozen because it just sounds really cool. Can I tell you about what I think about when I think about the number 12? Yes, you may. When I was 19 and 20 years old, I dated a boy. Let's call him Chris Christofferson. Uh-huh. He was a Libra. He was my big heartbreak. Wasn't Chris Christopherson a rocker?

I have no idea.

Okay.

This man also had an alliterative name. Hmm. Turns out he ended up being an asshole. Hmm. And his favorite number was 12. So you have a negative connotation with the number 12. I do. That's what you're getting at. I do. Uh-oh. All right. well then then we better, we better start off strong listeners and wife. We're going to start off nice and strong with a brand new wine of the week.

And this is... You know what's good when there's a screw top? That's right. Yes. The best wines have

screwed. I will say, I'm a fan of convenience and I appreciate it's got a screw top I also am a fan

of convenience but get this precedent Steve used to have a cast member what do you call that is that

cast member yeah we can call on that of their show she was let go earlier this year because of

capitalism but besides the point her name is Kathy Romano.

I hope she's on her way to do bigger and better things, even though we do love President

Steve. It was not up to them. It was up to their capitalist overlords. And she swore she could tell

the difference between a screw top and a corked wine. Oh, did she? And they tested it once and she got, I'm pretty sure 100% correct. Oh, that's fascinating. Yes. What do you think the difference is between screw top and corked wine? I don't know. We'll have to get back to that because this is a screw top wine. It's a chardonnay. It's Maomi, M M-E-I-O-M-I-M-I. How would you pronounce that?

Miami, Miami, Ma'O-M-O-M-O-M-A-O-M-A-O-M-A-M-O-M-M-A-M-M-A. When the guy who voiced

Mario was like first trying to record takes for that he

would say me oh my before he settled on mama Mia meanwhile hold on I'm going to actually turn off

our hotline do not disturb to see if anybody calls in while we're recording oh shit now it's a

party I have a feeling they won't. I just have a feeling. But I say we try it anyway. Okay. I'm in. All right. Turning off now. We've never had someone call in live before. And we haven't made any announcements. What do you think happened? Okay. The last time somebody called was less than 45 minutes ago. Okay. I feel like the odds are fairly decent. I think we have a 50-50 shot of someone calling in. I think we get more texts than we do calls. So I'm going to turn off my... It's easier. I'm going to turn off my silent. I don't even have vibrate on most of the time. Yeah. I find it triggering. I get scared when I hear the vibrate. But I'm going to turn on the sound. And if someone calls in, we'll hear him. That's very exciting. We will be, we may be interrupted at some point during this. I'm okay with that. to talk to somebody on the hotline. Let's do it. Why the hell not? But in the meantime.

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