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Hello, America. Welcome. It is Eric Erickson here, broadcasting again live from WOKV in Jacksonville, Florida.

Saw a lot of you guys down here at the Players Championship this weekend.

My goodness gracious, a lot of listeners were there and out and about. It was a fun

exhausting day. I was peopled out. We will get to that. First, we have to get to, well, I'm sorry. I'm kidding.

I can't even. So breaking breaking news, it appears the Ayatollah is gay.

I saw this one coming.

The rumor is, and let's just acknowledge out of the gate,

this could just be some hilarious propaganda, but the rumor is, and let's just acknowledge out of the gate, this could just be some hilarious propaganda, but the rumor is the erectile dysfunction treatment in the UK had more to do with him not being into women.

Yeah, so that they, the Iranian Revolution Guard Corps may want to leave him in a coma and use his name.

He hasn't been seen in public.

The word is he's in a coma.

Now, I do have to tell you, in all honesty, and it pains me to be the one to tell you. You know the video that went viral

of them trotting out his body and it was a cardboard cut out? It was AI and it pains me. The

original video is they brought out a portrait of him. They brought out a portrait of him.

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