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100% Eat

Eric's Food Failure %% Papa John's Pan Pizza

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

The order never went through! Our Heroes have a food failure at Eric's behest but they make the best of it. 5 stars, they don't give you a chance. Why is it even called Papa John's anymore? Let us behind the counter NOW! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Philly Cheese Stack is back at McDonald's and it's still intensely cheesy.

0:04.0

Imagine the cheesiest thing ever. Now cover it in cheese. Add two beef patties, cheddar cheese sauce,

0:08.0

crispy onions and even more cheese. The Philly Cheese Stack.

0:12.0

Did we mention it's cheesy?

0:14.0

Available until the 16th of March, 2026 from 11 AM. Fees applied to delivery orders.

0:18.0

Price and participation may vary. Subject to availability.

0:20.0

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0:26.6

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0:30.6

Eight natural ingredients in every sip.

0:34.6

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0:40.3

Brought to you by twining sleep. Twinings. Alive in every drop.

0:48.3

Ban, bha, b, b, b, b, b, b, bB-B-B-B-B-B. But can we go back? To the good old days? Nick, this week, put in the old theme song. No. I don't think we can afford that. Just do it anyway. Do it anyway. You speed-in-up 4% and no one even knows. Suddenly he's all about it.

1:14.2

Yeah, who cares? If you only do seven seconds. If it makes Michael happy, I'm all for it. Just want you to be happy. I want to be happy like the guy at Papa Johns was happy. That guy was thrilled. Welcome! The 100% eat the show. We try every fast food restaurant.

1:28.4

You know if you need it.

1:29.1

Probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan, how are you? Are you happy? All things considered. Are you content? You know, relatively great. Yeah. Excellent. Yeah. We did our job. That's the show. That's the boys. My only complaint, I really need a haircut.

1:44.5

But I'll...

1:44.8

Same brother.

1:45.9

Same.

1:47.1

Be careful with them, though. We did our job. That's the show. That's the boys. My only complaints. I really need a haircut.

1:44.5

But I'll...

1:44.8

Same brother.

1:45.9

Same.

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