Everything there.

Why is it so phallic?

So, so. Is it historically significant in some way? Because Pompeii, I guess, and I did not know this, but Pompeii was a big trading place, right? So all these different cultures would show up there, but one thing that's never changed, the guys want to get laid. So it was known for its brothels. And the way they did it, they had these sidewalks, and you still see them clear as day.

Tour guy goes, if you look down on the sidewalk, if it looks like a penis, don't giggle,

it's a penis. But all the penises are facing slightly different directions because it pointed people to where the brothels are. And then when you get to the brothel, there's a few that are still

standing. A lot of the paint has peeled, obviously, but there was like a very large woman with red hair, skinny black chick, right?

But it's painted on the wall.

And they said, okay, these paintings, that is what they offered.

So you'd walk in, you point.

So if you want the big redhead, they have like eight, right?

And these guys are going, because that's what you want. And all the different brothels offered different types of women. A couple offered dudes. So like if you're into that, you know, they would show like two guys getting it down. They're like, okay. So you just went in, you pointed. That's how it worked. But everywhere you looked were penises, all right? Were they all the same color on the ground?

Were the penises?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's like if you just etched into the sidewalk.

Oh, God. that's how it worked. But everywhere you looked were penises, all right? Were they all the same color on the ground?

Were the penises?

Yeah.

It's like if you just etched into the sidewalk.

Oh, got you.

Right?

So they're all gray. It wasn't like a big black one and a tiny, you know. Not the yellow brick road. Yeah, not the yellow brick road. But there's penises everywhere. So that became the thing.

So when you leave there,

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