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Welcome to the Eric Mataxis Show!

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not going to say that Eric Mataxis is a penny-pincher, but truth be told,

He made me buy my own microphone, and I'm not even broadcasting from a studio.

I'm sitting inside a refrigerator box in my garage.

Whoops, better hurry up. The wife is backing in the car.

Here's Mr. Moneybags himself, Eric Mataxis. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Something tells me Todd, that was a sound effect that was not really his wife driving into the...

Todd is an actor, and sometimes he uses his acting chops to blow our minds with little scenes like this.

Is it necessary? Not only is it not necessary, I think it's uncalled for and even inappropriate, but you know what? Todd's my friend.

So I would never say something like that in public around the air.

Not on the air. Because he's my friend, so I'm not going to say that about him.

But listen, in a second, I'm going to talk about OJ Simpson.

I watched the two-hour documentary last night. I didn't think I was going to watch it. I thought it was an hour.

I'm going to talk about that in two seconds. In my previous hour, an hour ago, I was talking about my cab driver, Lorenzo Gi-Liberti.

If you want to know about Lorenzo Gi-Liberti, my cab driver, you got to listen to our one today.

Okay. Okay. My little story with he picked up Tony Bennett and whatever.

That's Lorenzo Gi-Liberti, my favorite new cab driver. What a wonderful guy he was, honestly.

Sometimes you hate to say goodbye. There's such fun people to talk to, what wonderful human being.

But actually, what I talked to Lorenzo about was America, where we're going, where we're coming from, and stuff like that.

And he could do the commercial for Hillsdale. I didn't even mention him. I said to him, I went to Yale, and that's where I kind of learned all these bad ideas that God had to pull me out of the ditch of bad ideas.

I didn't get to tell him about Hillsdale College, but my audience knows if you're listening to this program.

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