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Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Eric Andre Pt. 2

Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Anna Faris

Personal Journals, Comedy, Unqualifed, Annafarispodcast, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Annafaris

4.511.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2016

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Carrie finds herself in an awkward situation: after scrolling through her boyfriend’s phone, she discovered some incredibly inappropriate texts. Her call to the Unqualified gang leads to a surprisingly thoughtful discussion on what constitutes “cheating.” Then, Anna, Sim, and Eric talk to Jessica, who is freaked out because the rich guy she’s currently dating may be too good to be true. By the way, if at times you feel like you’re listening to a completely different Eric Andre, there is a reason for that. TWIDDLED MY BEAN! You’ll find out what that means as well!

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0:00.0

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0:30.0

speeches oh we remix them with T.S. dumb and we make $400 you win no where are you

0:40.3

win how did Chris propose to you like baby darling sweetheart oh yeah he went

0:50.0

you down one day yeah no no he didn't he still have no he reached

0:56.0

like a lie and I guess it oh where was it it was up in Roach Harbor Washington was

1:00.9

he nervous yeah yeah it was discussed no I mean it was yeah we had talked about

1:08.8

like listen listen like a woman wants a timeline right yeah I just want to

1:21.2

know what's going on is it gonna be like six months three years seven years

1:27.0

my I got a no like you know I really though a woman really wants it's a

1:34.7

I hate we talk a lot about this because I hate the idea of gender differences

1:39.2

and discussing them because I like to think that we're all relatively the

1:45.2

same but that's kind I don't know what I'm starting to realize maybe that's a

1:48.5

little bit of useful thinking I you know I used to try to think that too but I

1:52.4

think I got overly idealistic but do you think that the fact that we have

1:58.2

different organs and different amounts of oxytocin in our brains that that

2:06.7

affects a woman has a uterus and a certain amount of eggs and a man just has

2:13.4

fucking unlimited sperm don't you think that affects our behavior yes yes I do

2:19.6

but I think that the easy answer no I think the easy answer is the idea that

2:26.0

they're it's all related to biological clock and part of it is but also a lot of

2:30.5

it is just like simply like the idea of I want a plan I want to know what's

2:36.3

going on I want to know if I want a career I want to know if I'm gonna get

2:40.3

promoted I want to know what maybe that's all all people want to yeah but but I

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