Eric Andre - I Am Crazy
Toure Show
DCP Entertainment
4.8 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2021
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:29.6 | tease and sees apply. We did this prank man row where our penises are stuck in a Chinese finger trap and we went into this |
| 0:52.4 | barber shop in the hood in Atlanta and we walked in the barber shop |
| 0:56.6 | our dicks are a Chinese finger trap and we're stretching them back and forth and we went to the barber. |
| 1:00.5 | We're like, go, our dicks are stuck in this thing. Can you give us your scissors to cut us out? And the guy went red. He was like, oh, hell no! And he started looking for his gun. Couldn't find his gun, found a knife, chased us out with a knife, we're stuck at the dick in this thing, like, |
| 1:14.6 | oh, oh, oh, runs after us and my safe word is popcorn, what I call popcorn that means like, |
| 1:20.4 | yep, it's time to cut, it's too dangerous. |
| 1:23.3 | But I had so much adrenaline, I forgot my safe word, |
| 1:26.8 | and I just started yelling goosebumps. |
| 1:28.6 | So I'm looking at my crew who's hidden in cars |
| 1:31.4 | and like they have backpack cameras and all these I'm like goosebumps goose |
| 1:35.6 | goose and they're like I fuck popcorn and like security jumped out grab the guy's knife |
| 1:40.0 | Yel cut reveal the dick trap, Rowl's like falling down, rolled under a car. |
| 1:46.5 | And like, the guy, we're like, it's a hidden camera break, it's a hidden camera break. |
| 1:51.0 | And the guy was like, oh, y' are hilarious man when's this shit come out I'll sign |
| 1:55.8 | a release no problem. Eric Andre is crazy he's an amazing comedian who's brilliant and childish. I love the Eric Andrei show so much, especially those crazy interviews where he just screws with people and destroys the set and attacks every convention of the American talk show. |
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