Eric Andre–I Am Crazy
Toure Show
DCP Entertainment
4.8 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If you're in traffic right now, look around. You'll see empty car seats. Nobody loves sitting in traffic. We don't. And neither do ESSO. Every filled passenger seat in this jam could mean one less car on the road. And ESO want to help with that. Carpooling could mean less traffic. Split fuel bills. And new friends. Are we friends? I added you on social media. We don't have social media. We're bobbleheads. No, I've got social media. |
| 0:23.6 | More journeys made together. And new friends. Oh, we're friends? Oh, how did you? On social media. We don't have social media. |
| 0:21.2 | We're bobbleheads. |
| 0:22.1 | Oh, I've got social media. |
| 0:23.5 | More journeys made together. |
| 0:25.4 | That's thoughtful driving. |
| 0:27.5 | SO. |
| 0:28.4 | See sO.com.uk. |
| 0:29.7 | Okay. We did this prank, Van Rell, where our penises are stuck in a Chinese finger trap. |
| 0:49.1 | And we went into this barbershop in the hood in Atlanta. |
| 0:56.0 | And we walked in the barbershop, our dicks are in a Chinese finger trap, |
| 0:57.0 | and we're stretching them back and forth, |
| 0:59.0 | and we went to the barber. |
| 1:00.0 | We're like, go, our dicks are stuck in this thing. |
| 1:02.0 | Can you give us your scissors to cut us out? |
| 1:04.0 | And the guy went red. |
| 1:05.0 | He was like, oh, hell no! |
| 1:07.0 | And he started looking for his gun, |
| 1:09.0 | couldn't find his gun, found a knife, chases that with a knife. We're stuck at the dick in this thing, like, oh, ah, runs after us. And my safe word is popcorn. What I call popcorn, that means like, yep, it's time to cut. It's too dangerous. But I had so much adrenaline. I forgot my safe word, and I just started yelling goosebumps. So I'm looking at my crew |
| 1:28.5 | who's hidden in cars and like they have backpack cameras and all these. I'm like, goosebumps, |
| 1:33.8 | goosebumps, goosebumps. And they're like, oh, fuck popcorn. And like security jumped out, |
| 1:37.3 | grab the guy's knife. We yell cut. We reveal the dick trap snaps. Riles like falling down, |
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