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🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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The host of The Eric Andre Show on Adult Swim tells Stephen the harrowing tale of his near-death experience at a Trump rally outside the RNC. Original Air Date: July 28th, 2016. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Getting money from clients can feel I'm trying to wrestle honey from a grisly bear.
0:04.2	That hasn't eaten in days.
0:06.4	While an emorous skunk clings to your leg.
0:08.5	Not now, scusky.
0:09.6	But with zero online invoice payments through Stripe & Go Cardless,
0:12.6	you can give customers more ways to pay and keep your cash flow flowing.
0:16.8	Soon, rather than wrestling a grisly bear,
0:18.8	it feels more like you're cuddling a koala bear.
0:21.9	On a really soft sofa, while watching a favourite soap.
0:24.8	Oh God, believe she was his mother.
0:27.4	The healthy business, Serge Zeer, I'm with an ex.
0:57.4	I'm to switch with the current account switch service.
1:01.2	It's the late show's hot show with Stephen Colberg.
1:09.6	Welcome back.
1:12.7	Now, my next guest is the host of a funny, strange and wonderful show on Adult Swim.
1:21.4	Please welcome Eric Andre.
1:27.9	Yeah.
1:31.2	My nipples are erect.
1:33.0	Are they really?
1:34.0	I am.
1:34.4	Are they really?
1:34.9	Red hot.
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