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Would you consider yourself smart, insightful, precocious, astute, clever, wise beyond your years,

and good at checking a cesareth for synonyms?

Well, then you've come to the right place.

Here now is the handsome, attractive,

striking, gorgeous, and quite frankly, breathtaking, Eric Mott, Texas.

Hey, Chris. Hello. I'm back. Welcome back. How was your trip? You went around the world in 80 days, I believe.

Not exactly, but I am tan, and I wanted that to be the most important thing that I covered.

I've been away for about three weeks, and the main thing that I did was work on my tan.

And obviously, I went to a clinic in Mexico and got hair plugs, and I wanted that to be all healed by now, but it got infected. And so that's why I'm wearing this wig. Yeah. The wig was great. Whoever did? Well, it's the same old wig that I've always worn on this program. But I wanted the hair plugs to be ready now. But it just got, it was not a good clinic. It was, how do you say hair plugs in Mexican?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Okay, so I hope I'm joking.

I really am tan because I was in Greece.

And today is going to be a tough day.

Today is like reentry, you know, like into the Earth's atmosphere because I've been away for quite a while.

I needed this vacation. Now, if anybody who gets my email, if you subscribe to my email from Eric Mataxis.com, I have shared a lot and a lot of photos, a lot of crazy stuff that's happened

in the last three weeks, which I want to share on this

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