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Would you consider yourself smart, insightful, precocious, astute, clever, wise beyond your years,

and good at checking a façade for some of them?

Well, then you've come to the right place.

Here now is the handsome attract of striking gorgeous and quite frankly, breast-taking,

Eric Madtexas.

Hey Chris.

Hello. I'm back.

I'm welcome back. How was your trip? You went around the world in the 80 days, I believe.

Not exactly, but I am tan, and I wanted that to be the most important thing that I covered.

I've been away for about three weeks, and the main thing that I did was work on my tan,

and obviously I went to a clinic in Mexico and got hair plugs, and I wanted that to be all healed

by now, but it got infected, and so that's why I'm wearing this wig.

The wig was straight. What's the same old wig that I've always worn on this program,

but I wanted the hair plugs to be ready now, but it just got, it was not a good clinic.

It was, say, hair plugs in Mexican. I don't know. I don't know.

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