Hey, everybody, it's your bad movie wizard, Holden McNeely.

Why is this movie so bad, Jake?

I, first of all, I don't know if it's bad yet.

I just am going off reputation and hearsay.

Just going off what literally everyone has said.

Because maybe, maybe this movie about the Blue Dragon, voiced by Rachel Weiss,

based on the book written by a 15-year-old

homeschooled Mormon kid, is in fact a fantasy epic and all the haters are wrong.

Also, we will be having some peanut gallery happening, at least in chat and stuff like that.

We are doing this also as part of our Sunday study session because we usually like to watch the show or movie or whatever connected to whatever thing we're doing. And we figured why not record this episode while we were going to do our Aragon Watch Long. Anyway, so so far we have I don't only play video games, Noyo Broo, Pardo Bond and Sir Ginger with us. You won't be able to hear them, but we will probably be responding to things that they're typing in chat or saying out loud. And we will repeat that stuff into the microphone if we do read or hear something to respond to. Holden, your voice sounds so smooth and is so a dude right now. To add to this challenge what he took a nap a little

while ago and i've desperately tried not to wake her up because i definitely woke her up and i did

jacking from home on friday and it did not make both my nanny nor my wife very happy so i'm going to

try to i hope this movie isn't so bad that giant cackles happen five Five minutes of Jeremy Irons show. Oh, my God. I hear John Malkovich is crazy in this movie. You're just going to be screaming. So hopefully Hulu you don't play commercials during this. I'm streaming it on Hulu. It seems to just be on Hulu, by the way. All right. Here we go. We're going to start the movie.

We'll do a three, two, one start countdown so that you can start it at home and watch

along if you'd like.

But if not, don't worry.

We'll make it as entertaining as possible for anyone not watching it.

We are going to be talking over this entire thing.

And I'm scared because this is supposed to be dog shit.

I, well, I mean, it's, here's the thing.

I think it's not, it's, it wasn't interesting enough for people that didn't know what

Aragon was.

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