Springs blooming at Starbucks.

A new season calls for new discoveries,

like our iced Ube-Vinilla Machilate.

Smooth, creamy and nutty, balanced with notes of vanilla.

It's a treat for the ice too,

with vibrant lilac hues to brighten your spring mood.

Hot or iced, there are so many ways to love this stunning salve.

Uber Vanilla, pouring now at Starbucks.

Subject to availability while stocks last.

Music I know. I know. I know. It really is me. Good evening, everyone. President Trump's son, Eric, released stunning renderings of a 47-story skyscraper for his presidential library.

One floor will have books and the other 46 slot machines.

And get this, he's already accepting applications for librarians.

Yeah, wow.

A Canadian woman who visited the emergency room for back pain was offered euthanasia.

After hearing the news, Bill Clinton asked Hillary if she wanted to go to Ottawa to pick up his anvil.

Turns out that the Secret Service agent who accidentally shot himself while protecting Joe Biden had shot himself in the buttocks.

When she heard the news, Dr. Jill said,

Great.

Another butt with liquid pouring out of it.

Nice. That's just nasty.

It is nasty.

A man skied across an asphalt parking lot at 69 miles an hour.

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