Epstein Secrets – August 3, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
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🗓️ 3 August 2025
⏱️ 164 minutes
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Summary
- What’s the Jeffrey Epstein end game? Plus - MAGA hat madness, Eli Zaret joins us, more WNBA dildos, Entitled: Prince Andrew, single Paris Jackson, Sami Sheen’s TikTok, and Corey Feldman is the world’s worst grifter.
- We’re starting early today because Marc and family are attending Katy Perry tonight at LCA. Drew’s parents and grandparents must have hated him.
- Eli Zaret drops by to chat the up and down Detroit Tigers, Philadelphia Phillies Bryce Harper “ballsy” celebration, MLB trade deadline acquisitions, Eli vs loud noises, the Detroit Lions’ crummy HOF game, the new virtual measurement system, Sterling Sharpe was SO open in the 1993 playoffs, more dildos on the WNBA court (bet on the next dildo today!), LT has no idea what he’s doing at the White House and more.
- Drew’s received a gift from ML Elrick’s event at the Cadieux Cafe.
- Michael Weitzel was kicked out of a St. Louis SC soccer game for wearing a MAGA hat.
- Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican. Uh oh. Lizzo reposted a meme of her in denim as well.
- Paris Jackson and Justin Long have ended their engagement and she is crying in public.
- Sami Sheen is more OCD than you.
- We watch Corey Feldman beg for money back in the day.
- Jeffrey Epstein won’t go away. Jizzlaine Maxwell is placed in a cozy prison. Prince Andrew remains an entitled creep. His Who's-Dated-Who is full of chicks he’s raped.
- Stuttering John Melendez was horrible in his role on The Stephanie Miller Show.
- Stephen A. Smith vs Michelle Obama.
- Olympian Sha’Carri Richardson beats up boyfriend Olympian Christian Coleman.
- Drew declares The Substance the worst movie possibly ever.
- James Franco is SO over.
- Machine Gun Kelly virtue signals. He has a new album coming out.
- Justin Bieber’s new album is falling hard.
- Lollapalooza is going down and Weezer popped in with Olivia Rodrigo.
- The St. Louis gun-loving lawyers finally wrap up their case and get their guns back.
- Kamala Harris appeared on The (canceled) Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
- Gary Busey guilty of groping. He’s still doing Cameos.
- People believe the Park Avenue NFL shooter was targeting the CEO of Blackstone’s Real Estate Division.
- A fourth person has been arrested in the Cincinnati brawl. It would be a bigger story if the skin colors were reversed. Police Chief Teresa Theetge allegedly hates white people (even though she’s white).
- Donald Trump claims Diddy is “half-guilty”.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Drew Lane show. |
| 0:02.5 | Tell your doctor about lightheadedness, weakness, fever, pain, redness or swelling between the anus and genitals. |
| 0:08.6 | Uh, yeah, anna. |
| 0:13.0 | Hey, what's popping? |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, we got a busy show kicking off the week this Sunday, starting a hair early. |
| 0:20.4 | Some of you may be getting the show a bit early because we are trying to help Mark get to |
| 0:26.3 | Katie Perry on time. |
| 0:27.3 | Fuck yeah. |
| 0:28.5 | Awesome. |
| 0:29.2 | Is Charlotte going or Charlotte? |
| 0:30.7 | Are both kids? |
| 0:31.9 | No, all four of us are going. |
| 0:33.9 | Wow. |
| 0:34.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:35.1 | Annie, Annie's probably a bigger fan. |
| 1:11.4 | She knows all the words. I cannot fathom asking my parents to take me to a concert. Your parents suck. No. I wonder, I'm wondering what happened. If I had just asked for stuff, I wonder if I would have gotten it. I don't think so. They didn't even ask. We just like them, so we'd take him to things. Well, money was restricted in my house. I mean, he's spending. Tell us how much you're spending on this show. Come on now. The tapes are paid off a long time ago. Where are you sitting? Like 121, I think. Is that a good seat? Yeah, they're okay. They're not bad seats. You even get good seats for your kids? Well, I'm going. |
| 1:26.2 | I mean, if they were going, I wouldn't have got them as good as seats, but I'm going. I think you're spending a lot of money on this. Is this their Christmas present? I don't know. What's with the third degree? What do you guys care? You guys care how we spend my money? I'm jealous of your kids. Oh, you want to go? |
| 1:26.5 | Can you tell? |
| 1:27.1 | I'm jealous. |
| 1:27.8 | You can take them. |
| 1:29.0 | You want to take them? |
| 1:30.0 | You and Julie can take them. |
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