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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Maintaining financial transparency and keeping money where belongs is a priority for many. |
| 0:04.0 | Unfortunately, traditional big wireless carriers often make that difficult with high monthly bills, hidden fees, and perks that actually cost more in the long run. |
| 0:11.0 | It's time to stop overpaying for wireless just because that's how it's always been. |
| 0:14.5 | MintMobile exists purely to fix that system, rescuing consumers with premium wireless plans starting at just $15 a month. |
| 0:20.1 | All plans include high-speed data and unlimited talk and text, delivered on the nation's largest 5G network. This is a high-quality alternative to overpriced wireless, offering three months of premium service at that $15 per month rate. The process is designed for maximum convenience. Users can bring their own phone and current phone number, activate an ESIM in minutes, and start saving immediately. There are no long-term contracts and no unnecessary hassle, making it easy to ditch expensive carriers for a more efficient option. If you like your money, MintMobile is for you. Shop plans and mintmobile.com slash daily. That's mintmobile.com slash daily. Up-front payment of $45 for three months, five- five gigabyte plan required, equivalent to $15 a month. |
| 0:55.3 | New customer offer for first three months only, then full price plan options available. |
| 0:58.7 | Taxes and fees extra. C-Mint Mobile for details. |
| 1:01.3 | Right, home from work, walk the dog, kids are back. |
| 1:05.5 | Mom! Up the stairs for something. |
| 1:08.9 | Ugh, back down. No idea what I went up for. |
| 1:12.6 | Mom, what's for dinner? |
| 1:14.6 | Chop, sizzle, |
| 1:16.6 | done. |
| 1:17.6 | Hello Fresh can't slow life down, |
| 1:19.6 | but it makes bringing everyone together |
| 1:21.6 | around the table a whole lot easier. |
| 1:24.6 | So it's phones down, forks up. |
| 1:26.6 | Hello Fresh. Bring back dinner time. |
| 1:29.7 | Hello. |
| 1:31.7 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 1:37.6 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. This is The Daily Show with your host, |
| 1:47.8 | Jazee Lighten. Welcome to the Daily Show. |
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