In this situation with Epstein and what's going on, who knows exactly what happened?

The FBI or CIA?

Well, see, that's really the $64,000 question right there.

One thing that didn't surprise me at all was the conclusion that he committed suicide.

I've always said he committed suicide.

And I say that only because of my own experience in the prison system.

You don't think someone killed him? No, I don't. You think he committed suicide. Yeah. And I'll tell you why.

Please. Because the Federal Bureau of Prisons is the biggest repository of semi-literate boobs anywhere in government.

If you have an IQ of 65 and you want to work in government,

straight to the Bureau of Prisons with you, right?

Every flunky who couldn't make it through the local police academy

or every loser who left the military and couldn't find a job

because he lives in some rural area

and there are no jobs unless you want to be a farmer and live in a double-wide

that go to the Bureau of Prisons.

The guards, so many of the guards were so stupid where I was that they couldn't even read.

So they couldn't do mail call because they couldn't read the envelopes.

And so prisoners had to do the mail call for them.

The only qualifications to be a prison guard are you have to have a GED or be working on a GED

and no felony convictions. That's it. That's all. And you're in. So, number one, they're all

morons. Number two, the cameras never work. Never. I wrote a blog. I used to smuggle out this blog and my attorney would

publish it and it became my second book um doing time like a spy uh but I wrote this blog about how

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