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Matt Christiansen Live
Matt Christiansen
4.8 • 587 Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 161 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend. |
| 0:07.0 | Those with loaded guns and those who dig. |
| 0:13.0 | Broadcasting from a Montana Wilderness Fortress at the Headwaters of the Missouri. |
| 0:22.1 | This is Matt Christensen Live. |
| 0:25.4 | Oh, my God! |
| 0:33.7 | Oh, ho! |
| 0:37.7 | Merry Christmas! Oh, my God ho, ho. Merry Christmas. |
| 0:39.6 | Oh, my God! |
| 0:41.1 | Say it out. |
| 0:42.3 | I'm going to give you to the count of ten. |
| 0:45.2 | To get your ugly, yellow, no good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead. |
| 0:52.3 | I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. |
| 0:56.4 | One, two, ten. |
| 1:02.9 | Merry Christmas, filthy animal. |
| 1:07.7 | And a happy new year. |
| 1:10.9 | Hello and welcome to the show. |
| 1:14.3 | This is Matt Christensen Live, a proud duct tape production for, what day is it? |
| 1:20.9 | Tuesday, December 23rd. |
| 1:23.4 | Christmas Eve, Eve, 20, 25, a rare Tuesday stream. |
| 1:28.6 | Thank you for tuning in, sitting shotgun tonight. |
| 1:33.3 | Once again, is two of you. |
| 1:36.9 | Batman and Joshy boy, as discussed on the failed Sunday show. |
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