So we're having a good old-fashioned phone conversation.

Yeah.

How do you feel on the telephone?

Do you feel like we should be wearing like prairie skirts and using oil lamps?

I definitely feel that the universe is out to get us today.

Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

I hold firm to my assessment that the storm last night knocked something around,

at least over here on my end.

I know that it ripped my little screen off of my window because about halfway through the night,

it starts clacking, like an old C-shanty banging around and woke me up and sounded terrifying

because I live on the second floor, but it sounded just like knocking at the window.

And I was just like, I know if I look over there, I'm going to see a really tall slender man.

Of course, a big shadow man.

Yeah, he's just politely knocking on the window.

But at some point after that, the whole thing just ripped off.

So there's that.

And I've noticed that that thing, that thing must be a wonderful sound dampener

because I am hearing birds screaming at the top of their lungs.

Oh, they're just happy.

So if you hear that or the donkey that just hunks for some reason, I don't know where?

Dude, what a blessing.

We used to have a donkey that lived by us.

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