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🗓️ 24 May 2021
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Mike Lawrence (Conan/Comedy Central) gives us a full McDonalds Episode. He worked at a Florida McDonald's for a decade and discusses how how his time there helped him "slumdog millionaire" a win at the first ever live Comedy Central Roast Battle.
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| 0:00.0 | Ooh, yeah, uh-huh, listen up, yeah, I can see you're new to this |
| 0:09.0 | Yeah ain't got no job, yeah ain't got no experience, you're entry level |
| 0:19.0 | Yeah ain't got no qualifications, baby, you're entry level |
| 0:27.0 | Your entry level, your entry level, baby, your entry level |
| 0:37.0 | Ooh, yeah, entry level |
| 0:43.0 | Yeah, welcome to this week's episode of Inch of Level |
| 0:45.0 | He's here, I got him, Nick Turner, that's right dude |
| 0:48.0 | You got me again |
| 0:50.0 | I got ya, this is a quick one, we're gonna get in and we're gonna get out |
| 0:52.0 | Cause I gotta go to Kauai |
| 0:53.0 | Nope, nope |
| 0:55.0 | Long one |
| 0:56.0 | Let's stretch this one |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, well yeah, baby |
| 0:58.0 | I got stories |
| 0:59.0 | Okay, as such as |
| 1:01.0 | I'm gonna make this like a radio, like a comedian radio show, you know |
| 1:06.0 | What Thursday morning or Friday morning |
| 1:08.0 | You go to the radio station and then no matter what they say, you gotta jam in your own jokes |
| 1:13.0 | One time I was doing the show Bob and Tom and they tried it |
| 1:17.0 | They like, I love Bob and Tom, they set you up |
| 1:21.0 | But they didn't ask me any questions and they were like, Brooks, I heard you like malls |
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