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Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

Episode284: Portmanteau

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

The Last Podcast Network

Ben Kissel, Comedy, Last Podcast Network, Fernando Perez Leon, Society & Culture, Politics, News, Travis Irvine

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2016

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Ben and Marcus discuss the closure of the Benghazi situation, Brexit, the impending robot takeover of humanity, and how it will all affect the 2016 election.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let the word go forth.

0:01.8

Fool me once.

0:02.6

Are you fired up?

0:03.7

I'm not a crook.

0:04.6

Are you ready to go?

0:05.8

Shame on you.

0:07.0

Shame on you.

0:08.0

Shame on you.

0:09.0

Shame on you.

0:10.0

It's Abe Lincoln's Top Hat, hosted by Ben Kistle.

0:13.8

Yeah.

0:15.8

You fool me, King of Fool again.

0:20.0

Welcome to Shower One.

0:21.0

I am Ben Kistle.

0:21.9

That's Marcus Parks.

0:22.8

Hey, Ben Gazi.

0:25.2

Do you remember that?

0:25.9

It's the little brother to the band Foo Gazi.

0:28.5

Yeah, but it's crazy and dangerous and not nearly a sober is that band.

0:32.6

You need to drink when you hear about Ben Gazi.

0:35.4

The official report has just come in.

0:38.3

They spent $20 million.

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