Do you know any Gulenus?

Oh, yeah.

So, Fetula Goulin is, you know, the cleric, formerly boys with her.

He's actually kind of, if you think about it, he's like a Giuliani to Erdogan.

Like he's like, yeah, he's like his kind of silly buddy.

Turkey's mayor.

He's like, yeah, yeah, exactly.

But they kind of had a big falling out.

Turkey's basically a mafia state, so I can't even remember what it's for, but doubtless

some shady shit.

Fetula Galan also is like rumored by every single person in the world,

no matter what side you're on to be a CIA agent.

Oh, absolutely.

100%. So he moves to the U.S.

and opens a massive chain of charter schools.

Wait, is that true?

That's like there are documentaries out there,

no doubt funded by the Turkish government,

because who else

would make this, about Gulenist charter schools. They're not like Majasas or anything. They're

like, I think just secular charter schools. He lives in a, I think, where the fuck does he live? He

lives in like Virginia, I think. Yeah, that's true. And why do you think, why does Turkey want Gulen? It's like a knot of the long knives thing, I think. I mean, there's also like, there's like a deep state in Turkey. That's like a real, I mean, there's a deep state in America too, but the one in Turkey is like, there's like a couple deep states, like parallel ones. And there is a um there is a gulenist one

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