Episode Twenty-Two, Year Eleven
The 40 Year Old Boy
Misfit Toys
4.5 • 626 Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2019
⏱️ 128 minutes
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It's The Tetris Of My Life
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| 0:00.0 | How do you pass up the opportunity to spit blood and Joan Baez's face? Dude, I'm so funny I inverted an Epiglottis. |
| 0:24.8 | Let's round him a faceless and get some pajamas. |
| 0:27.7 | Dude, I didn't know my head was a bank. |
| 0:29.8 | That's fucking awesome. |
| 0:30.9 | I want to eat so many ducy rolls. |
| 0:32.4 | I just shit a tire. |
| 0:33.6 | I jerked off in this towel so much, it might be a surfboard. |
| 0:36.5 | Mr. Schmidt is an entertainer. |
| 0:38.0 | Not a cool. |
| 0:41.0 | Hey, what's happening? |
| 0:41.9 | I'm like Schmidt, 40-year-old podcast. |
| 0:44.1 | Happy New Year, everybody. |
| 0:45.1 | Happy 2019. |
| 0:46.4 | I am glad that you're here. |
| 0:47.6 | I am excited that you're here. |
| 0:48.9 | I could not sound less excited. |
| 0:52.1 | Why do I sound so bad do I sound so bad? |
| 0:54.5 | I'm like, |
| 0:54.8 | Hey, |
| 0:55.1 | I, |
| 0:55.3 | Happy New Year, |
| 0:56.1 | whatever the fuck. |
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