Episode Twenty Two - Projector

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2018

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

The boys are back. Monty in Berlin, Timbo in his new abode. The stakes have never been higher. The boys are on the cusp of world records here (probably). And who just bought a projector to watch the movie for the next 30 times? Well, that would be telling.

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0:00.0	And Because before you know we of your precious time slips away
0:18.0	ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the worst idea of all time or is it my name is Tim Bat my name is Guy Montgomery and we've just watched
0:29.1	grown-up soup the 22nd time Guy I feel good about the movie I feel good about seeing you I don't
0:37.3	know where to begin I don't know where to jump in this time I'm just I was
0:40.4	so I'm I was so I'm full of life and vigor and enthusiasm.
0:43.2	Yeah, well we had a little bit of difficulty sort of tracking each other down or
0:46.8	specifically you tracking me down so it does it does feel like it's been a while not only
0:50.4	between viewings of the movie but viewings of your lovely face on
0:53.7	Skype Tim. You look healthy you look happy. Thanks it's so good to see you too and
0:57.5	actually you're being projected right now on to a 100 inch screen because I've set up a full high-depth projector in my bedroom in my new place.
1:06.8	So this will be my new Grown-U-Grown-U viewing experience.
1:10.0	The sound is great.
1:11.6	The vision is huge. That is in your room that screen behind you.
1:15.8	This is my bedroom. Yeah.
1:17.6	Holy shit. Yeah, it's just a wall. It's just a white painted wall. Can you play like Xbox on that screen?
1:25.0	Yeah, I've got a PlayStation 3 hooked up right now and looking at it.
1:28.0	Yeah.
1:29.0	Oh my God, that is like when I was 21 and in university and never left the house,
1:34.8	all I did was masturbate and play Xbox 360.
1:38.0	That was my wet dream.
1:40.0	Welcome. Welcome to Tim Bat's reality. 21 year old Guy Montgomery's hope for the rest of his life.
1:47.0	You're exactly where I wanted to be.
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