Episode Four, Year Fourteen

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Episode Three, Year Fourteen

Hey, what's happenin'? Mike Schmidt here, hoping you'll click that "Subscribe" button and join me every week for "The 40 Year Old Boy", a brutally funny stream-of-consciousness monologue about my life. It's been called, "the funniest answering message you'll ever receive", and I agree ... unless, of course, Paul F. Tompkins has ever called you. That guy is hilarious.

0:00.0	Go!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	Go!
0:04.0	... Skill, knack flag
0:38.6	craft
0:39.8	ability
0:40.8	aptitude
0:42.1	expertise
0:43.9	genius
0:45.3	gift
0:46.8	I'm the fucking
0:49.3	talent
0:50.0	hey what's having
0:53.7	a Mike Schmidt
0:54.1	40 year old boy podcast?
0:55.7	I hit it hard there.
0:56.4	I didn't mean to.
0:57.4	Look, I'm learning levels.
0:58.9	I'm still learning levels.
1:00.1	Here's what I think.
1:00.9	All right, first of all, we're late.
1:02.0	We are totally late.
	...

Episode Three, Year Fourteen

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

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