Hello heroes and welcome to the 30th episode of campaign. I'm Kat Murphy, your host and game master.

Before we get started, first let me tell you about Maxistentialism.

This episode is brought to you by Maxistentialism. A monthly zine about philosophy, design, humor, and social insects available for $3 a month. You can subscribe at maxestentialism.com. And now, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away. Progress.

After foiled deceptions and emotional uncertainty, our heroes have managed to recover Christmas Valentine

sister of smuggler Tristan Valentine from sultans of science and song the Cloud City

Cavaliers and their clever conductor, Straphanger Starlight,

heir to the dreaded Black Sun Crime Syndicate.

Now all our heroes must do to complete their mission is

hand over Christmas to the Kaiba Crybak crystals. But is that what they intend to do?

Now we're rolling. All right let's do this. One dark.

One dark.

Crafts. Two dark. And I rolled another dark. One dark. Two dark.

And I rolled another dark.

So what are we working with?

Two light and two dark.

No.

Dark.

Dark.

Dark.

Too dark.

And too light. Cool. that's like a pukamon sound

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