Episode Thirty-Three, Year Thirteen

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Mike Schmidt, 40yearoldboy, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2022

⏱️ 189 minutes

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I'm Enjoying Your Fruit Disguises

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0:00.0	Go!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	...
0:04.0	... Skill, knack, flame, flag, ability, aptitude, expertise, genius, gift.
0:48.3	I'm the fucking talent.
0:52.4	Hey, what's happened to Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy podcast?
0:55.4	How are you?
0:55.9	Good?
0:56.7	Thank you.
0:57.1	Did I pop that?
0:57.8	Was that loud?
0:58.4	I don't know if that's loud.
0:59.2	I can't tell.
1:00.2	Right now, my playback recording is at 50%, but my recording volume is at 70% or 0.70.
1:07.5	So I don't know if I'm hitting it hard or hot or heavy or some other word that begins with
1:11.2	H. Look at the H's coming out to play in this show. Oh my God. The Hs matter this week, right? They're
1:17.1	making their, they're asserting themselves. They're planting their H flag. But yeah, so I don't know if I'm hitting,
1:23.7	and again, you're the ones listening to it in your iPod vaginas and stuff like that all jammed in and plugged in.
1:27.6	You get your earbuds buried halfway through your fucking skull.
1:30.3	And I don't ever want to blow out your eardrums.
1:32.2	I don't want to be that guy who's like, ah, look at me.
1:34.9	Sent in a fuzzbox your way.
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