Episode Thirty-One, Year Twelve

The 40 Year Old Boy

Misfit Toys

Comedy, 40yearoldboy, Mike Schmidt, Society & Culture

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2020

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Goulash In A Pop-Tart Container

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0:00.0	Go!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	Go! Skill, knack, flair craft
0:39.8	ability
0:40.8	aptitude
0:42.1	expertise
0:43.9	genius
0:45.3	gift
0:46.8	I'm the fucking
0:49.3	talent
0:50.0	hey what's happened
0:53.1	to Mike Schmidt
0:53.5	40 year old boy podcast.
0:55.1	Folks, I got to share this with you.
0:56.4	I don't want to keep this to myself.
0:58.8	It's something I got to share with you.
1:00.2	Not just because I want to, but just because I have to.
1:02.3	This is not, if I kept this cooped up in my brain, it might rot from the inside out.
1:07.8	And then I got a giant hole in my skull. And who the fuck wants that? Then you got some bees flying out that I don't want released into the goddamn wild.
1:13.8	Nobody wants that.
1:14.4	I want my head bees to stay in my head, please.
1:18.9	Look at me making rhymes.
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