You're going to be. Oh, So, Howdy folks it's rear admil bl, from Gentrified Chicken,

here to welcome you to the grand opening

of our newest White Walsh neighborhood location.

It's in King Falls, right on 8th Street

and Mary Luke Kirkpatrick Boulevard.

Come in and get to blend this most easily detachable

fried chicken in the tristy or dare I say, dare I say, America. While our

competitors humble brag about their 11 secret herbs and spices, which could be poison,

I mean, am I right?

We here at Gentrified chicken only have three.

Chicken, Baldy, and you guessed it, the displacement of lower-income families.

Don't let those exotic herbs and spices Brand X hapholes you from coming to our new location.

Well, just mention this ad when you order our neighborhood annihilate a basket

and will throw in a free cup of water.

So don't delay.

Scoot your caboose over the right side of the tracks next week

and get you some gentrified chicken it's gonna be okay.

Yeah I'm not eating there.

Sammy I get it but these guys did pay.

Absolutely, they paid for their advertisement, and they got one.

And as a radio personality who's been invited to their grand opening, I'm declining.

I will never eat it that place.

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